The Non-Existent Expectations of Porn

What Doesn’t Work in Real Life

Porn is a beautiful thing–for real! Where else can you find the hottest girls and sexiest guys going at it like rabbits? We as onlookers can only dream of having sex that mind-blowing, but we also must realize most porn is acting. If you and your partner attempted some of these positions, depending on how much both of you weighs, you might end up breaking something; then all the oohs and ahhs will turn from pleasure into pain pretty quickly.

It Hurts So NOT Good!

Unless you’re into pain, some positions are strenuous and not so steamy hot. Take the “legs behind the head” position for example. It is surely going to strain the legs, no matter how flexible you are. In this position, the receiving end literally puts their legs way over their head and, adding to the fact that their genitals are being pummeled, they may end up with a double-legged charley horse and a serious muscle strain. Of course, this position looks hot in porn films and gives a great view of the genitals; however, unless the receiver is a ballerina or yoga master, this will not feel so sexy in real life.

In fact, any position that slams the genitals (including foreplay) is not a real-life pleasure source. The vagina and balls are in fact very sensitive. Shoving a finger into a vagina and using it as if you’re furiously digging for gold is not going to make her feel like gold. In fact, she may end up slapping you, taking her stuff, and leaving. The same goes with balls; pulling on them like they’re your new exercise machine might have him writhing in pain.

No Foreplay? That’s A Problem

In porn, foreplay is nearly non-existent and men always have ready-to-go erections. It’s like going to a movie and watching a police chase. All of a sudden the driver has the ability to weave in and out of cars without crashing like a real pro. There’s way more behind the scenes stuff we don’t see in order to get that to happen. Porn sex is the same thing, so please don’t be discouraged if you both need some time to get revved up.

What Porn Can Be Used For

It’s honestly best to use porn as means of getting off on your own or with your partner, but not exactly for copying positions. There are tons of other positions that will cause pleasure for you both without the added pain. Use this rule: if it looks like it will hurt, it probably does.

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